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female dogs
Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 10:52 AM

disclaimer: okay..this is gonna kinda be like a hate post, so yeah, dont say i didnt warn ya

and im gonna attempt to not swear at all in this post, so lets see how that goes ;)

ladies and gentleman, girls and boys of all ages,     & jaydon

i would like to bring to your attention, the issue that's spreading around the world like an epidemic:

female dogs 


these types of people annoy the bejesus outta me

with their constant backchatting, have it my way or no way attitude, and their 'marking their territory' by pissing all over the place.

there are many ways to distinguish females dogs from ordinary humans:


  1.  You may talk to this person a little, but not know her very well, and yet she back chats about you when you have done nothing wrong.
  2. You may know this person quite well, but it's almost impossible to talk to her (unless you're a fellow female dog) because she'll have a problem with almost everything you do.
  3. She may put on a fake face to you, acting really nice and innocent, but inside, she is a fiery menace who's out to castrate all the guys out there
Beware people, these female dogs are everywhere, and it's almost impossible to tell who is one without talking to her.

Their physical appearances are deceiving.

On the outside, while shes out with her fellow dogs, she may send out a friendly vibe and look like this:





BUT, when you look at them up close..then you see the horrifying truth:



mean, foul, deceiving female dogs

god i hate them

i think we should get a policy to segregate them

like, the protectionism of female dogs

put them all in internment camps

life would be much better that way =]


anyways, on a totally different note

i hope everyone has a happy new year (:

yr 11 fml

I'll play for you.