| konichiWHAT?! |
| Saturday, December 5, 2009 at 5:43 PM |
14th November 2009
And off i go to ching chong china. I was actually looking forward to this trip quite alot. I was getting away from school, early mornings, early nights and the droning routine we call life. SO, on i step onto the plane, imaging what the next 9 hours will be like. I thought there would have been a TV, maybe more leg space? BUT, to my shock, there was NO tv, and the most crammed up space ever, that whenever the person in front of me leaned back on their chair, it would almost hit me in the face.
note to self: never take china southern airlines again..
i ended up spending close to NINE hours, playing big two with my sister (who isnt very good), and ended up beating her 8 out of 10 times. and when my sister LOSES, oh man, you do not want to be around her. She goes CRAZY and starts accusing me of cheating, and when you respond, her answer is ALWAYS "whatever".
those that know my sister should be able to imagine this xD
So when I land, I am greeted by my baby cousins. Well, they werent so baby anymore, they just reached the annoying age. The age of SEVEN, and they cant shutup because talking excessively is the norm. They would cling onto me day and night and would not let me rest! like srsly, imagine identical twins, one grabbing my leg while im walking, and one on my arm, trying to get a piggy back.
what a nightmare.
so i would eventually go to the place i call home. and as per normal, i would go on the computer, ONLY TO FIND OUT, THAT:
- FACEBOOK IS CENSORED
- YOUTUBE IS CENSORED
- and a few i miss you emails ;D how nice haha
but anyway, WHAT A NIGHTMARE! how was i EVER gonna keep myself entertained during this trip..
luckily the answer to that was how i met your mother, thanks to hugh hehe =] (btw congrats on his new iphone)
well, that was all on the FIRST day..yeah this is gonna be a longgggg post
SECOND day..
only thing worth mentioning here was the dinner party i went to, that involved the CRAPPIEST KAROAKE EVER!
yeah thats right, my DAD was singing karoake, and he even attempted an indian song? cos he thought he was good
god that was ear piercing xD
okay, lets skip a few days
*fast fowards*
18th November 2009
Happy 16th Birthday joshua lin
only problem was..I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY ON A BUS! it was terrible! especially in chinese traffic when you stop and start every 2 seconds. Really gives you a headache. (this was on the way to hk btw)
when i was in hk, i made a very VERY amazing discovery. ppl love naming restaurants after ppl in our grade!
yeah, even tho i only took pictures of two, there were other stores, such as "Betty and Co." and "METRO" yeahhhh! i wonder what that store sells
oh yeah, another one
got my formal suit the next day..and as quoted by Barnabus Stinson: "SUIT UP!"
yeah thats right! formal suit up and ready baby =]
hm well, skip to FIRST DAY in JAPAN
went to hokaido, and stayed in this nice 5 star hotel.
and and! i had an early christmas!
yeah it was FREAKING FREEZING! -3 degrees PUHLEAZE. i swear all the clothes and jumpers i wore made me look like a fat purple ball xD
in the end, japan wasnt very fun. especially the part when i lost 3kg in the week, cos all we had was seafood, and i CANT eat seafood cos i vomit afterwards.
yeah that was shit
oh and i learnt the art of samurai
yeah i wasnt very good xD
oh and i also caught a ninja shitting
oh and and, japanese toilets are very high tech, but irrational for men. the spray to clean your asshole is VERY uncomfortable. its like having someone drill something up your ass. it kinda tickles LOL
argh my diner's under attack!
anyways, end of japan story
oh yeah, for all the guys who detest the fact that a bag can cost more than things that are WAYY more important, take a look at this
for those who cant see it, thats 10 200 HK dollars
and $1 AUD is $7 HKD
so yeah, do the calculating yourself bitchesss~
anyways, im jetlagged like a bitch
ttyl guys~
oh yeah, one more thing: chinese ppl have to name their companies with better names
I'll play for you.
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